Handsome Men's Club

This is so funny.
Thanks grumpy old man serge.

yapanesie

Ya well it's all good, cause I caught
Chelsea dressing up as a women last week
and slapping some bass.

sweet hey-zeus

caught freya in a weird mood again, this time she even changed her skin pigmentation and ate marshmellows for a month straight. what the shoot we gonna do wither.

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD

HELL FEATURING BRYAN FERRY 'U CAN DANCE' from Gigolo Records on Vimeo.

WHAT IN TARNATION

Just to re-iterate what was said in the post below...
WWHAAAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN?
THIS DUDE HAS TO PAY FOR S.E.X.????
WHO AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII???????????????????????

D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) from Habib on Vimeo.

cum 2 sanki panki

WHOA WHOA FREAKIN' WHOA D!

Since D'Angelo's infamous video for his one

hit of a song Untitled, I've dreamt of

what he and his bodacious body has

been up to for the last ten years...

As it seems,

my boy has been busy...

"Around 2 a.m. yesterday morning, R&B singer D'Angelo was arrested in the West Village of Manhattan by an undercover policewoman, after he mistook her for a prostitute and offered her $40 for oral sex."

Hold the phone...

That dude has to pay for sex?

What kind of world do we live in?

Who am I?

Deadboys clubhaus

Nice. Clearly Red Bull, the coolest company ruling the world
did a showcase of this dudes art in Vancouver. Did any of my
Vancouver pals go to this? Dayyummm.

Thanks to Bleach Black, I now know that I can buy
some of this hottie stuff at American Rag when
I go shopping in Los Angeles.
No social life < more money.

I wonder if any of these Clubhouse boys would be
willing to be my baby-daddy. Uggggggh boys.

same song. have to learn this routine.

p.s. .............. I love you

ummmm I don't know who follows Grey's Anatomy or not but... I do. Maybe you have seen him in a recent Rihanna video but like...wtf... beauty exudes this random case of a human male. Lastnight was the 4th consecutive night that I dreamt about him and I am one hundred percent positive that it won't be the last! I just don't know why the producers of GA haven't hooked him up with anyone yet... I just want to see a steamy makeout sesh... is that creepy? I don't think so... anywhoo.... I'm a bit wine drunk and it has been a struggle not to have a typo these past few sentences... these are just my thoughts though...

p.s. I kind of want to move to Seattle to go to med school so I can become a resident at Seattle Grace and mack all these dudes that aren't being casted any love interests!!!!!

xx

I forgot how much I dug this song

swwoonning like a spanish dictionary

My two favorite Hollywood hunks
are the hosts of the Oscars this year.
Every night before I fall asleep,
I pray that one day my husband will be
as attractive and funny as these men.

Monica said it best:
I will cross the ocean for you
I will go and bring you the moon
I will be your hero, your strength, anything you need
I will be the sun in your sky
I will light your way for all time, promise you
For you I will

Thanks gurl.
Thanks boyz.

cheema taz cheeta

Well. As you know Chelsea has recently
started DJing. She got really good, really fast.
Here is a video of her djing at a Super Dance Club in Paris.
Congrats on your successes.

oh save me

As I was twittering yesterday, I found out Freya had decided to make a cake for her mother's birthday. Since I was starving and in need of companionship, I decided to put my skiis on and trek over to her casa in Bird's Hill. It was a lovely night however cross country skiing on Hwy 59 is not the best idea in the dark. At any rate, 5.5 hours later, I arrived at my destination, it was about quarter to six in the morning and to my surprise I heard some extremely strange noises coming from her backyard. I climbed the fence and saw Freya in her new pajamas doing some really weird shit by her pool. I started recording immediately. I always knew something was different about her.

mk ate my date in a crate

Oh yah, I keep forgetting about my favorite online -getaway-

Allison said she would let me sleep in her sunroom

if I blogged about her on the day she was born.

Alison was born today (twelve years ago) just north

of Hecla Island. In her spare time she goes to

Brush Fire to paint picture frames and to

furiously create pristine coffee mugs.

Water colors are her favorite.

She draws a lot of inspiration from

the film 27 Dresses featuring Catherine Heiglgl.

Allison currently resides in Winnipeg

with her sister Chelsea.

She likes collecting collectables.

SHA SHANA SHA!

Dear Canada,

I love being a part of you.
I also love hockey and the fact
that Sydney Crosby resides on our land.

I want to spend the rest of my life with you Croz...
Go Canada.

your on my mind baby

EUGHHH! NEW RUSKO!!!

YOU ARE SUCH A DREAM TO ME!!!

kitteh

kittyz

A new beginning

1 cup of brown sugar
1/2 cup of marg
1/2 cup of corn syrup
6 tbsp of cocoa
bring to a boil and let simmer for 1 minute then add
1 tsp of vanilla
and
7 cups of puffed wheat

Too bad i don't have enough money for any of those ingredients. ftw

So it is a sure good ting that I gotta new job today. I decided that since I won't be living here much longer then I ought to stop stressin about working in a hoity toity salon where all I do is clean up after everyone and their dog and that I should start working in perhaps a chop shop.
So after school today I got my act together and headed to good old polo park with nine resumes in hand. I went begrudgingly to some salons that I used to go to when I was a wee pre-teen when I would desperately ask for chunks of golden blond streaks and for the monica lewinsky hair cut. They all turned me away as I was not finished school or they had no room in the inn. Disappointed, I started walking out the doors and glanced over to the little hole-in-the-wall "Manhattan Hair,' the very salon that I passed on the way in and said no way jose to. I went to the front desk where a big breasted black lady named Sheila was sitting filing her nails...

Sheila- Yesss ma child

Me- Hi i'm Chelsea and i was wondering how your apprenticeship program works at your salon? Do you start off with cleaning?

Sheila- Mhm. An is that what you went to school for? Cleanin?

Me- No

Sheila- Then why you tink I make a pretty girl like u clean. No body clean round here. They work!

Me- Oh wow, yes that makes sense.

Sheila - Mhmmmm. Ana wut school ara you from chilldd?

Me- MC College

Sheila- Really, that school dont sen me gyals no mo. its a good ting you came alla by yertself, you know how to give a good clipper girl?

Me- Yes mam.

Sheila- You got your own set o clippers girl?

Me- Yes mam.

Sheila- Combs?

Me- Yep

Sheila- Gel, mousse, straightening iron, curling iron, capes, brushes, scissors, mirrors?

Me- Yes'm

Sheila -(puts file down and picks up rhinestone encrusted agenda) Well den girl, you be in luck today, I got one chair available for you. You come on Saturday 9 in tha mornin and you get ur clients right away.

Me- Uh yes please that would be great.

Sheila- ok see you den child. don forget yo clipppers.


So yah. Basically today was the best day of my life. I think I am gona have to best time ever working at this place. Sorry if this bored you, but I never wanna forget this convo and sometimes p&p is my life diary that i like to record shiat on OK OK no haters. I know Fanay will like this.

To celebrate I blended up myself a daquiri and somehow my juice box straw ended up in my magic bullet. Still poor and not wanting to waste the three strawberries or the 2 ounces of vodka, I am going to finish it while spitting out tiny bits of plastic onto my couch.

hunka hunka burnin love